I recall the wonder of discovery and The awesome Technicolor When you , taking me in your hand, Perplexed the monarch of my affections And I was a spinster no longer
My cataracts bent themselves rectangle As you made primetime of my matinee Made me pixellated
The world was square And the Sky without limits When I moved you into my private chamber
The pause button, having broken Made us live in the moment
Every sound wave a fluttering falsetto That we dare not turn the channel over
You came to me in flat format But you were the set top box of times now gone I longed to open you up And absorb your teletext- the sonnets of old
Primetime was a kaleidoscope As I lay there in bed with you, my precious television Suddenly this slim rectangular riddle, when switched on, was a philanthropist without shackles The infinite gift that kept on giving
Mid-way through Holby City 20:20 Vision slipping I lay there captivated by the elements of some fictional dame And her fiery mane as it lights up the screen The screen flickered 24 frames per second And with it I slip into a familiar abyss
Ah, the reassuring comfort of my companion And how you lulled me to sleep
Every press of the remote was a celebration of my admiration Groping and clinging to it like some wilting tradition
Night after night you kept me company Breathing warmth and pointing your aerial towards me As I begged Mr Murdoch to Open my eyes and fill me with information
Nothing dared distract me from you Though there are those that tried Those who found themselves muted
I was glued And when the schedules faded to shopping or teletext Iβd switch you off And listen to you on standby How your heavy breathing would soothe me
The red on/off light that burns brightly into the night Lets me know that you are alive
I hide the remote from prying eyes Beneath the pillow that, on top, sitβs the TV guide My encyclopaedia to the stars
How you have pleased me endlessly Illuminating me Filling me with light
I swift you off and reach for the plug When suddenly a shock of electricity runs through my body I feel it in my bones You are possessive It reminds me that I am alive