You should have seen it, Quite the spectacle, So it was, Insides spilling out on national TV, Schoolkids watched in fluo vests Their eyes like spot lights. The stink was abhorrent, And seemed to chase the people around and came back in their dreams, But that was the least of their worries, It was cut into slices and transported to Gent, Some say pieces of it were sold on the black market, You don't get many whales in these parts.