'Twas evening and the sneaky snakes
Did sneak and snake in the yard:
All thick were the shakes,
And the fat man ate lard.

"Beware the arabs my son!
The turbans that smell, the gas they sell!
Beware the taliban clan, not fun
The infamous Bin Laden form hell!"

He took his nuclear bomb in hand;
Long time the evil man he sought—
So passed out he in the desert land
From those killer shrooms he bought.

And as in deep thought he stood,
The arabs with their eyes of flame,
Came riding through the hood,
And babbled as they came!

One, two! One, two! And Through And Through
The nuclear bombs went Bang!
While chewing chew, that man he slew
And he cut off his ****.

"And hast thou slain thy evil man?
Come to my house my cheerfull boy!
Oh whoopty doo and Peter pan!"
He Chuckled in his joy.

'Twas evening and the sneaky snakes
Did sneak and snake in the yard:
All thick were the shakes,
And the fat man ate lard.