You will find him in many places in and around this town but this time it was between the aisles at the local liquor land.

He is a middle aged ******* and he does not seem to know it.

He drives a young-man's car, the color ***** red, the golf clubs are on the back seat, the ***** are in his head.

The receding hairline is the danger, when it starts to show, it is then his hormones tell him that the wife has to go.

He will go off and see his mates they will understand, they have all been through it and they will lend a hand, on which lawyer to select for the separation skirmish and other useful facts on child care avoidance.

It is his adolescence that he longs for the one he never had, he will now go off and buy the motorcycle, the one his parents wouldn't let him have.

This wife he's trading in was the one his parents gave full approval but this mouse wife has matured and is proving too great a handful.  It was daughters that she gave him and it was sons that he desired so his new ***** had better produce the goods or she will also be retired.