I want to **** other people Just once, I swear (maybe twice) I want to see another **** For God’s sake! Yours gets old It’s great, but it gets old
I want to feel a different feeling This one’s gone stale It “hmmmm’s” and “hawwwwwhhhh’s” And meanders, slowly Like sticky syrup Over old grandma pancakes
I want to feel a fire But not just in my crotch (that would be weird) but right in my soul! Is the soul made of fire? Heck, I don’t know! But I’d like to find out
I still want you here, however Because I love you more than Life itself And more than All the stars And you’re my best friend Without whom, I would be A lost dog, wandering Eating garbage and Howling at the moon