**** CAT!

the cat rang...
. . .the cat rang again
then said: "Hi! I'm not in right now but. .. "

"That **** cat
it's always on the phone
why can't it sleep on something else!"

I ****** up the cat
( still asleep )
retrieve the mobile

the cat
had left
a message

cat totally
unperturbed
by our all too human antics

the cat loves
our newfangled gadgets
asleep now on the mouse

"****...cat!" I shout
trying to get this on facebook
the cat just sneers