" I just saw a car that had 9, 865 Pigeon ***** all over it,  the car pulled out  from under a tree in the car park ,  another driver patiently waited  before he then drove into the same  vacant spot "
      " The car was almost white , makes you wonder about the  driver who took it's place"   " Maybe he was colour blind or the car was  stolen "     " Especially as the large car park was half empty "