If only you’d done the washing up I wouldn’t be slamming plates into the sink Half sobbing Half seething Stubbornly burning my hands on water that’s too hot Angrily scrubbing at three day old tomato sauce And bits of chips and jumbo sausage that have ?welded themselves to the plate
If only you’d done the washing up We could have *** later But we can’t now Because I’ll be too tired and bitter after doing the washing up Again Do you think I like washing up? Don’t you think I’d rather be sitting on the sofa Watching crap on the telly Safe in the knowledge that the sink is empty The plughole is clean And the worktops are sparkling I bet Beyonce doesn’t have to do the washing up I bet she has a dishwasher
If only you’d done the washing up You wouldn’t need to call me childish For getting worked up over something as silly as the washing up And I wouldn’t be standing here wondering If you’ll ever really get it “It’s only the washing up” you say Exactly So just ****** well do it next time *******