Halfwit, donkey, stupid,           cretinous *****;
It is necessary to know, for they are foolishness
to him & he was the dope,  ***** & nincompoop
& for the conversion of the part of the madness
of mankind; ******, blockhead; dork potentially
the image of an old woman chump; Jughead
wears the mask Bonehead, Knucklehead;
Goldie; ****-head, numbskull,    numb nuts' black ***,
******; clod when it resolves, the squeezing
of a Dunderhead by means of a ditz in the upper zone,
the boy caught in the headlights to pull the dipstick
from his thickheaded meathead w/
meatballs for brains; a pinhead popped
the airhead; lamebrain; so the peabrain
stated with his ***; a nerd tailor,   an ugly birdbrain
nitwit [get a free carton of books] twerp
Schmuck, Bozo,
Turkey, chowderhead;
Dingbat, Mook, ******