when I learned I was a guy, I was ******;
I remember asking, well, what are they?
Those are girls, came the predictable
reply; So, when were u gonna let me in
on that? this is before I was five; so mom
is one of them, yea, said pop at this stage;
then he tries the birds & bees on me, but
I liked bees & birds, so I'm like, thinking,
he's talking about snooch; I'm alone in a
houseful of women, I know what snooch is,
& ****, I want it but at this age all I've
got is a rubber eraser, while my little school
chums had already moved on to ****