The foolish Emperor, duped into purchasing an invisible suit of clothes, then had a ball gown made for the Empress; hooted & scoffed at, derided & ridiculed, the Emperor shrunk in embarrassment, while the Queen, Regal w/ rouged ******* & swaying hips paraded the pavilions & boulevards & lanes to wide acclaim that spread throughout the world; as she became the new standard for beauty in all the land; women everywhere adopting the fashion accessorized by body tattoos & piercing