In the middle of the wood there are five dead vowels, forged by greedy linguists from the first line that they perceived as sound.
The first was bent until ends uniformly faced the heavens, and it was balanced on it's rounded arch, catching acorns away from hungry squirrels.
The second was bent and bent 'til ends met so there was not a space around, and it was elevated unawares by tendrils of vine that it banded together.
The third was taken further, no spaces were left, and a tail was formed to hold its tattered shape above the filthy floor of rotting leaves and mud.
The fourth was twisted further still, until it was a surgical needle, threading sentences through its eye and pulling them with sharpened leg, helping spiders web their branches at night.
The fifth was spared from bending and twisting, for it was pulled end from end, until one finally broke free, and they didn't see the need to paste it back together, discarded with the dying twigs.