Tell me i'm not pretty because every time you do,  it makes me wonder why I don't have you.
Tell me i'm boring so I know I wasn't exciting  enough and that's why you left me.
Tell me i'm self-centered and that's why you couldn't stand me,  because I never understood your problems.
Tell me i'm unfaithful and that's why you couldn't trust me anymore.
Tell me i'm broken and you left because it was becoming to exhausting to stay.
Tell me I don't have a good choice of things so you decided to find someone else who did.
Tell me i'm not realistic enough to form a future with.
Tell me I dress funny so you couldn't take me to meet your parents.
Tell me I complain about how I look and I drove you in to seeing how defective I was.
Tell me I was so needy that I consumed your time and that's why you failed the last exam.
Tell me i'm not smart enough to understand what your talking about.
Tell me I have horrible music choice and everything on my playlist makes u feel depressed.
Tell me i'm lost in my head a lot and you can't find me anymore. 
Tell me I have an unattractive smile and an un remarkable body sculpture so nothing about me aroused you any more.

Tell me all my imperfections so it'll make being abandoned easy.  I can't keep wondering why you left when I was so perfect. Don't sweeten this viniger with honey.