I'm nothing more than a delusionist, making you see things that don't exist. In this imperialist nation, i'm something more than an extortionist, making my money off these stolen and sold-souls, taken from anyone who resists, 2 birds with one stone - i collect these broken bones and use them as collateral against these religious drones. I am a little less than an illusionist - my hand's being faster than some people's witts. The cards i clutch within my mitts. Dealing out the hands i think should exist. Counting these cards with little trouble, i'll put out some cash and make it double