There is a Cheshire cat with a nefarious nose ring Who lashes berating riddles, and vernacular that’ll make you cringe He slithers through abandoned shadows On dilapidated gravel, and bears a deathly sickle grin Enticing as he may be, he only wishes to deceive So be wary of his beguiles, they are hidden underneath his symmetrical smile Nor give in to the plastic prophecies he preaches Nothing he teaches will stitch meaning into your ambiguities For he enslaves your sorrows and siphons your dreams Leaving you asphyxiated in catatonic screams