The prehensile snout of a Tapir is posturally renowned, but I am no caricaturist unless I required Rhinoplasty Neither am I an Air Force Major or a Fireman, never having shot or doused in anger never clanged quid pro quo, I am a wordsmith, without a necessarily dangerous course, a wedgeless door stop this side of juxtaposition, trying for a profile, riding on a buzz, to think so few images could conjure so much verdure