frustrated w/ the formulaic script, & setting out to make his ideal film; the biblical sci-fi epic [Sons of Thunder]; [ ] starring the unnamed actress & an unknown; upon hearing this, Eli booked a direct flight to Abu Dhabi where he holed up w/ an ex-pat Russian ****** until interior shooting was done; it didn't take long; Igor burned the Hollywood crafted script & told the suit he'd lost it when he was chased by a bull, or a dog; or a dog the size of a bull; Mastiff? By that much, said Igor: Ivan burst in w/ the new script, ink still wet on the pages; we've still got attachments - we can't just leave a bunch of movie stars standing around doing nothing - Yest' bol'shiye chasti dlya vsekh! Ivan hollered; [what'd he say? asked the suit]; he says we will only cast actors w/ big parts; | [that's sort of ur trademark, isn't it - -] | da, said Igor the director, his conversations already being scripted for tabloid consumption - -