the church is against abortion
& birth control; what the ****
does the church know about it

a person who indulges in hypocrisy;
  pretender, dissembler, deceiver, liar,
   priest, sanctimonious, pietist, bishop;

Middle English, from Old French ypocrite;
ecclesiastical Latin from Greek hupokritēs;
‘actor,’ from   hupokrinesthai:    hypocrite