yes, I know; I wished for a homely girl,
I really did, thinking pretty girls were just
too common; what was I thinking; the girl at
my door is one of the ugliest I've ever seen
& she insists on coming in; that wouldn't
be a problem but typically ugly women have
ugly personalities & she's got the personality
of the bride of Frankenstein, & not cool like
Elsa Lanchester, just the scrambled eggs
for brains & I play along w/ this all b/c I have
a soft spot for ugly girls; I need to stop not
looking at girls faces; I mean, if I can't stand
to look them in the face that should tell me something;
meeting someone that ugly is like finding a rare
gem of no value at all; pretty girls must hate themselves
enough for every ugly girl to be stuck on herself;
I'd like to return this wish, not for a refund
but an exchange; I've had my eye on a cute college kid