Dearest Little Snot While you are a dinosaur princess reigning supreme over the sandbox with your iron fist perfectly chipped glittery pink fingernails I want to tell you a few things before you saunter off into adulthood… the day you were born there was the most beautiful messy thunderstorm the world cried tears of joy upon your arrival that’s how I know God does exist dangling in the innocent sparkles of a child’s glance speaking to you with each beat of your pumping heart FYI when life’s pain makes you want to retreat into the arm of the sofa with a lifetime movie and processed frozen sugar throw that ***** arrows instead of tantrums and never forget that you can indeed stop celestial bodies from obscuring your view of the sun never forget that his world ultimately revolves around your shapely hips don’t forget to taste the world with your heart open and chew with your mouth shut and taste everything and I mean everything and if it tastes bad try it again later keep your dreams close to your heart in an ammunition belt strapped across your chest and be a warrior for your sunshine but don’t worry about it when the sun don’t shine because your sunshine will illuminate your dreams and its okay if high school sweethearts don’t stay together forever or get back together after forever to rekindle romances conceived in cafeterias or gym school dances when even a chaperone or Daddy can’t tear them apart and sometimes the spiral notebook dreams of forever lovers and eternal BFFs never quite unfold from the tight origami wide ruled universes they were conceived at Believe that and fancy this you little snot I’m always going to be bigger than you and smarter than you and win at punchbuggynopunchback But you are greater than the power that created you so don’t forget that.