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The Poisonous Pixie
Poems
Aug 2018
Bladders That Go Bump In The Night
When nature calls
Thou must obey
Except when in slumber
That just isn’t ok
Suddenly you wake
And wonder why
Until you hear
Your bladder cry
The sensation creeps in
Building in strength
You try to ignore it
But it won’t relent
You turn and twist
Willing it to subside
But a swell is building
Between your thighs
With the dam about to burst
You yank yourself up
Leg it to the loo
Entreating the urge to stop
Til you’re safely in the bathroom
And can finally let go
Bleary eyed yet relieved
As you allow your *** to flow
But your problems aren’t over yet
Here’s where the real challenge comes
Will you ever get back to sleep
Now you bladder has banged it’s drum?
It’s 5 am
Dawn has started to break
You’re no longer in pain
But you’re wide awake!
And no amount of counting sheep
Can knock you out again
And so you curse your bladder
For depriving of sleep your brain
You lie there staring at the ceiling
Lamenting your bad luck
Conclude you must admit defeat
And reluctantly get up
Way too early.
#bladders
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The Poisonous Pixie
43/F/London
(43/F/London)
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