read me a bedtime story
that tells all about how one
conniving young man & a
handsome prince schemed
to ****** the prince's entire
family b/c they won't allow his
royal highness to marry below
his station; the plan going off
w/out a hitch; the crown prince
annihilating his whole family:
mother, father, relatives &
siblings w/ an AK47; then
declaring himself insane, against
his will he was put into a medically
induced coma & left to die
by the royal physicians; the prince's
uncle assuming the throne,
father of the rat ******* who'd
pushed the already shaky prince
over the edge; he'd even killed
his would-be fiancee, who it turns
out was a honeypot & seasoned
grifter on the shady cousin's payroll...

goodnight, little N__i ...
mommy & daddy loves u...
don't get any ideas...