From in his pants, the sound of wind
Breaking from betwixt his cheeks
Her nose, it smells this stench, but cannot move away
For between the cheeks she is attached
In there, she must stay

When he sits upon the ground
Her face, it makes the sound
The sound of bones breaking fast
Because he never turned around

And when he sits upon the toilet
And farts the night away
She vomits the faecal matter
Vomits night and day

For Jordan's crush is now his ****
Because his time has passed
The only way they could be together
If they were moulded by fair weather

So what I'm saying here today
Is that Jordan *****
He could never get any time with Bella
Instead, he fused her to his ****.
Also, **** rhymes.