God smelled something foul
in the garden & thinking the
man had discovered manure,
god came down & found Adam
fast asleep w/ **** all over his face;
What have u been eating? shouted
the Lord, shaking the trees;
Adam awakened startled,
seeing god's fury:      have u eaten
         of the Tree of the Knowledge
                             of Good & Evil?
No! Lord, no!   cried Adam,
It was the woman!   she made
chocolate lava cake & I ate it,
whined the trembling
creature,        face to the ground in
fear & awe;                 god walking
away shaking his head & saying,
      put some clothes on, *******;
what are clothes? called Adam;
       god sitting down on a rock to
think things over was only mildly
      surprised when Eve, bare skin
      ethereal as summer rain came
  & sat beside him;           not exactly what u
                       had in mind, is he? she asked,
                   wrinkling her freckled pug nose;
nope, not at all, said god, but it's alright;
my kid's a carpenter; I'll get him down
here to patch things up;     Eve stood
abruptly to her feet,  heatedly wagging
pert ****** *****;          A carpenter!
she hollered; well, I hope he learned
carpentry in medical school, she sniped,
marching into the brush & returning w/
a bowl of fresh fruit: hungry? she said;
|        I could eat - - oh-**-o! so,
            u're the smart one!