assigned to uncover the top secret lesbian agreement
to wear pear perfume; secret agent Kelly sets out for
DUMBO disguised as an heiress slumming
as an alt-**** queen; she gets a condo near
Williamsburg & appears to start an affair
w/ a Hasidic housewife; also undercover, Kelly's handler Mara:
soon they are on the trail of local bikers
cross-dressing back & forth, but  always
reeking of freshly sliced pears;  the bike
club's entrance festooned with the logo S.O.S;
purchasing a vintage Harley Sportster 883  -  
Kelly pulls up to the club, getting the attention
of Big Dog:               going inside, slowly
removing her leather gloves  &  thinking
she might end up w/ a beer bottle shoved
        up her snooch, Kelly takes a seat at the bar,
& orders Tequila. Big Dog soon approaching;
       nice ride, peanut, says big, black & blue;
yeh, but the exhaust smells like my grandfather's ***** -
       it *****; I wish I could shove a handful of potpourri
right up..-..          Big Dog's nostrils widen: u like pears?