Sitting in a chair counting spots that passed before my eyes. The insect smiled and said "hold still" i missed one. They swirl this way and that. dont move Please. be still.
Not an easy task a fever of 104.2 could you. I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree.
Sitting on my blanketed chest The insect did his best to sing me a lullaby. his breath was horrendous but he meant well.
He stroked my burning cheek and changed the cool washcloth regularly on my aching head. Then turned my pillow to the cool side again. There my friend.
He scuttled under with me and snuggled his hairy legs were itchy and rough. small price to pay. eh wot.
Oh yes we have no bananas We have no bananas today.
Captain if we keep pushing her like this she's gonna blow.
We regret to inform you that the price of tea in China is now High as gas in California.
Chicken broth he brought with a silver spoon to boot The insect waited patiently as I swallowed then spooned the next load in.
"Here let me wipe you chin."
Ladies and gentlemen and all ships at see The Hindenburg has landed oh the humanity.
This is not the end No not the beginning of the end. But more, the end of the beginning.
Help me up Mr Checks. I think I gotta ***. Oops forgot to raise the lid. Mr Checks. Can you have room service come up. we need more Trowels. Uh towels.
Stop hogging the remote. Where's mom Have you seen my Teddy with one eye missing.
To bed to bed You sleepy head .
Tarry a while said slow. Put the *** said greedy glut Lets stuff before we go .
Mr Checks. All hands on deck. We dont have enough lifeboats sir. The iceberg is sky blue and beautiful dont you agree.
What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning. Heave ** and up she rises Early in the morning.