Frankenstein  was out of his mind with worry,

and he had a pain in somebody's head.


Burke and Hare,  second hand  body parts dealers,

" WE do all the ***** work , digging out the right parts,

   to get you back on the road "


Christiaan Bernard, , on his worst  Junior Doctor ever,

  " I hadn't the heart to fire him "



German cannibal, Armin Meiwes, claims he has done nothing wrong,

  " I just love people "  he said, with a smile.

Later he was barred from a local restaurant ,

after he complained  to the Chef, " The steak was

burnt black, and tasted like a Pakistani's  **** "


By Holly Barrett