One of the world's worst opening lines, ever Darkness, three or four of them crossing the street to me My eyes down, trying to ignore Figures looming, coming closer My hometown downtown This doesn't happen here Wanna get with me? Hey! Other things: gross and ****** They're closer and he, who I don't look at reaches out and tries to grab my thigh Like he's tearing off a piece of bread
But I'm solid milk chocolate not fudge His hand hits and grabs It feels like a wrench as he grips Digs for a hand hold, But there is none, just bone and solid me
They walk past asking why I don't say hello Yelling as I shut them out And I remember when I was jumped Carrying a pizza home in NYC at night Pizza floated down in slow motion steam in the air A pile of eggplant and cheese freezing in the winter cold And the kid grabbed my jacket held an exacto knife and demanded my wallet As the rest stood around like watching a demonstration And I pulled free because a puffy jacket doesn't make a good hand hold And ran away, kids do that, the guard at Barnard said
But this grip was different Had it caught hold Had they surrounded I would have feared for my life