If it weren't all so forced, the to-do list of the American Dream.  
Pour yourself another glass, light another cigarette, and listen to the bacteria eating away at time.
You think you're so ******* creative, writing misogynistic poetry to soothe the pathetic soul you've become. Woe is you, women don't find it glorifying in real-life.
Read your old-fashioned, crass **** written by the men of the Day
Compare yourself to them, if you'd like
But just know that at the end of the night, you'll still be sleeping alone
With your **** hard and your dreams stale.
Pour yourself another glass, light another cigarette, and try not to listen to the reality of what your life has truly become.