If morning was too brief to trim those pine tree prickles off of your lower limbs, it's okay. Step 1: ***** hose.
After a mirror's glance, you will be tempted to panic. Step 2: Stay calm. Peel the dead animal off the side of your cheek. Let the hairbrush paste the fly-aways into a hot, greased bun.
How easy it is to experience a wardrobe malfunction. Remember to keep it simple. Step 3: Slip on that black pencil skirt, the polyester one--not the leather.
No one needs to know that you were up late watching sitcom reruns. Remove the screaming purple rings. Step 4: make-up. Base is your friend.
You are now prepared. Smear on your finest ruby red lips, and tuck in your leopard-print bra strap. Step 5: Strut your stuff. Retail has never seen such class.