Igor went out drinking one ( ) weeknight; he met an Arabic kid in gauche drag trying to pull off an ( ) American accent - badly, as Igor had American relatives, as he was fond of mentioning as an entré: it got him into ( ) ☉ little boys tight pants quicker than a NY Yankees cap; every - cop on the street wore American baseball caps just to be extra conspicuous - but - but they couldn't know about Igor ☉ [they knew & were pad handsomely] the cute Muslim-looking boy whispered into Igor's ear that for tonight his name could be whatever Igor wanted it to be: ☉ Igor was confused; 'if u don't gimme name I have no name - is that - that what u want; anonymous - u want me to be anonymous - they were in the gang's booth & Igor threw his drink in the boy's face & dragged the | skinny brown kid out to the street - there, Ivan pulled up on a Harley & saw his buddy ******* a skinny ****** in the street - Ivan didn't know quite how to take the sight & scratching his stubble-chin went into the bar; Ivan slumped into the booth & Sonya brought him a special drink: ☉ 'tell Igor thanks for getting that **** ******* out of here - [he's in here hustling the old jew **** a ' - ) a coterie ☉ of swishy old Bolsheviks [ best never spoken of - no one wanted them: trendy relics from a disastrous social experiment that utterly failed & kept crumbling like a fungus eating it self smaller & smaller; eventually there was nothing left but a speck of pasty peeling **** _ a few spare ruble, how rare; for this the young man would flatter the coots w/ impromptu love poetry, reciting sonnets into deaf ears the vibrant hum a stimulus all its own - old **** should be appreciated more - it's less work to **** an old **** & take his effects than deal w/ a hung barbarian such as Igor - at that moment they'd gotten a room & Igor'd fist was up the boy's ***** brown ******* swirling the pudding until the little Mohammedan puked up his own **** cuz Igor's whole fist was in his stomach getting seared by bile & burned by acid until the kid came like a bursting balloon & Igor withdrew his ****-covered fist & punched the kid in the face so hard he knocked him cold than ***** his *** which was instantly as tight as a mouse hole - - Igor felt like a squid squeezing into a crevice of the ocean floor- fluctuating fauna alive & screaming & bleeding; the Muslim no longer conscious, ☉ long shiny black hair tossed into Igor's grunting red face as he stuck his **** in places it had never been: that kid's *** was so tight Igor felt like he'd ****** every ****** in heaven [the kid was in love; Igor on his back snoring asleep, startled by the kid ******* his ******, ****-smeared **** so hard he choked the kid so he nearly killed, wrapping thick silky black locks around the kid's throat [not breathing Igor kept pushing, the kid's eyes sort of bleeding, [wet runny pink tears] Igor tore his **** out of the kid's face & laughed - the kid collapsed so happy he started to dream - & feel up their pockets until they were exhausted & a sticky mess - Ivan sat up, 'Я не думаю, что тебе нужно беспокоиться об этом парне - what I saw looked like Igor in love - Sonya straightened her lazy eye: | | 'again' ...