He's the man from Manila,
getting the chicks all the time.
ride them up inside his Innova,
to do some fine time.

Wakes at four in the morning
to jog with his k9,
trains hard by the baywalk
until the big sun shines

With paws like bear,
that is crippled forever,
call him one time,
and he'll snob you forever

Grabs up his phone,
calls his "honey-pie"
quit smoking they said
but occasionally tries

He's the man from manila
the governor, who loves the tech.
A guy with a macho body,
But has no neck