Dearly beloved, are you listening? Listen to me, now. And listen carefully...don't laugh... I like you. A lot. No More specifically, I like your ****** hair. It attracts me to you more than...well more than something that strongly attracts something else. Your ****** hair may just be the best part of your face. But I wouldn't know, I can only see small parts of your face around your beard anyway. I like that you are a man. A strong, ****, beard and mustache bearing man. You are different than most boys your age in high school. You are a ******* man. And I want to stroke your beard.
To the boy at my highschool. *Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day I will be writing more about your beard/mustache/chest hair later on.