I was out sowing my seed but the ***** was too hard; ***** ex-con but great in bed; some seed landed in a prickly ***** & I'm thinking she gay & really wants to be a dude; outa there, I spit some seed in a shallow ***** who was also stupid [damnable combination that: shallow & stupid], but some seed went to the mark, ***** didn't tell me she was ovulating & now I have a kid that I have to pay for for the rest of my ******* life b/c I love the little ******* & his mom