If the ghost of Ginger Rogers
came back from the dead & came
to my room & said in a ghostly voice,
'I am Ginger Rogers,' I'd ask her
to prove it to stall for time until
I could figure out a metaphysical
way to get into her ghostly pants;
hey, I'm honest; if a ghost wants
to haunt me, it's gotta put up w/
some disturbing private moments;
I've been known to give ghosts
PTSD (so, come hang out w/ me;
I make ghosts cry - I don't care -
every now & then a succubus arrives
from the Underworld & when I treat her
like an escort, she gets offended :  ☽