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Jun 2018
In some far off future place somewhere
just  this place someone w/ a big-*** brain
will ask his fellow space-brains what was
this thing called a beautiful woman?
The other elongated heads look at the guy
w/ huge flashing eyes: no one's spoken of
such things since the earth became uninhabitable          
from irradiation: 0-☉|☉. )|( .♀︎= xo∞+Xy.
      'I don't care a **** about the fate of mankind
[lost cause] - I'm talking about the human female;
       she is said to have had va-va-voom;  
now he was really getting stares; but... 'I was just wondering how long she
  was -' he said w/ finality -' - do u mean how long ago?
Many light many light years;  the earth has been dead
for over a million years;   where did u get this archaic    
                           idea of    'woman' -
      'y'know what - just **** u, guys - [-]'ll do my own research -
      I'll go look it up in the Akasha records;    
      u're all a bunch of *****-' said the spaceman
      walking out on his buds, all staring w/ eyes
      of all kinds at each other & everywhere else
at once [                           ] (                  )    
the question having been asked since
time began as soon as there was light;
some guy said how tall are u, & she said she didn't know,
but she looked like a lanky fifteen so he took   her home
to see if she could cook & if not he
could always        her, or something -
since philosophers began
themselves questions they
couldn't answer they wondered
how long the girl's legs were. the way
she stepped in her high-heel sandals every man
had to know the answer to the question of her height -
statuesque is a word they used to describe a woman
they actually made a statue of; Venus has no arms
but she didn't         need arms to kick poor Tiresius
           in the ***** & that was b/c she liked him - him & Adonis,
        who met a gory end, Hermes got some & ducked out
        w/out his winged sandals before Apollo,
        his old Nemesis & brother came home  
    to         house of the sun where Aphrodite
       lay sunning herself on the hot tar roof thinking
of      Vulcan & his big blazing       hammer     |  
          beating steel into swords      -    
                    atop a soft blanket of Fenris          wolfskin;    ;
Einstein once asked Bohr 'how long is a beautiful woman?'
& Niels didn't miss a beat; saying tot old Einstein: 'A woman
is beautiful over every inch of her body, therefor e a beautiful woman is only an inch -' & not expecting that rejoinder Einstein threw in his two-cents: 'relatively speaking that same inch can be expanded
        to cover miles in every direction & yet remain a single inch; -'
           'Now yer getting it, boy,'              replied the older scientist;
'if u can't beat 'em, eat 'em -'
there were prostitutes outside & the two boys
got a couple of easy girl to go to the canteen w/   them
& then back to a little hide-away the physicists shared
when they wanted to be around women who were stupid
as fence-rails & theses prostitutes                  were so illiterate they
could barely  speak - fək -
Scheiße:             Definitions of ****
noun:    an act of ****** *******.
verb:                 have ****** ******* with          (someone)     duh.
ruin or damage                  (something) by ******* it             .
exclamation;  
used alone      or as a noun ( the **** )
or a verb in various (            ), abusive,                    phrases to express anger,
annoyance, contempt, impatience, (                  );    
or surprise, or simply for emphasis.
[noun: *******, piece of ***, nookie,
                                                                ­ shtup, nooky, ****,
*****, ***, *******, piece of tail]
verb: bed, to bed, lie with, get laid, have it off,
sleep with, ****, love, jazz, sleep together,              bonk, bang, boff,
have ***, make out, eff, know, *****,
be intimate, make love, do it, have *******
                                   don't **** with me, man, said Al scaring the girls punk-*** **** off by flashing    [the ****** were duly impressed]
the Ruger .25 he always                    carried in his vest pocket;
[                                                        ­                          ] ...
['Oh, ****!' she said. 'Oh, ****! Oh **** me! **** me!
Harder! Oh ! Aah! Ah-ah-Uh-huuh-na...']
****, it won't start;(              ) go **** yourself;
they can go and **** if they want to; [they're old enough -]
****!     *******, **** up, **** around,
****-up, **** about, I don't give a ****!
Johnny  Noiπ
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Johnny Noiπ  ... ∞oπ ~☉✎♀︎₪ xo∞ ...
(... ∞oπ ~☉✎♀︎₪ xo∞ ...)   
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