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On a lighter note

by @TemporalFugue

Those donuts of desire the ones Kathy brought in setting your taste buds on fire expanding your waistline again That cupcake that calls with your coffee installed from machines down the hall dispensing each and it all feeling the heartburn, begin Cake on the conference table baked by the finest of cook hopefully you'll be able too eat the 2nd piece that you took Working and eating the goodies coworkers and bosses so kind offering up with no worries wives husbands and kiddies you'll be leaving behind It'll kill quicker than salt the sugar upon it's assault burning in vein, going insane in the end, it's your heart that will halt
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Written by
TemporalFugue
64 / M
Published
Jun 12, 2018
Time
2m
Notes

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/free-cupcakes-work-are-ruining-your-waistline-n882031

Damn you Keebler and Little Debbie! (shakes fist at the heavens)

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#humor#sugar#cupcakes#sarcasm
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