late night      after pizza w/
the fam; I call u up & say,               'what's up,'
u say, 'just ate'.., taking         the
phone into the  bathroom,
u put it on speaker         &                         .
rest it on the sink counter
to pull down   ur leggings  &
sitting over the breezy bowl;
bowl = bowel, hmm...                             toilet;
toi·let - ˈtoilit/noun

noun: toilet; plural noun:     toilets

1. a fixed receptacle
                  into which             a
person may urinate or defecate,
typically consisting of a large bowl
connected to a system for flushing
away the waste into a sewer
                           or septic tank.
                          "Liz heard          the toilet     flush"
a room,        building,                        
or cubicle containing
one or more of these.

2. the process of washing one    
                        self or another,
dressing, & attending to one's                 appearance.
"her toilet  completed,       .       she finally
went back downstairs"
denoting articles     used        in the process
of washing and dressing        oneself.
modifier noun:      toilet
"a bathroom cabinet         stocked with       .    
                                toilet articles"
the cleansing of part of a person's
body as a medical procedure.
verb: toilet; 3rd person present:        
                                       toilets;
past tense: toileted; past participle: toileted;
gerund or present participle: toileting

1. assist or supervise (someone,  
especially                                 .
an infant or invalid)                  
                                    in­ using a toilet.
Origin: mid 16th century: from French
toilette ‘cloth, wrapper,’
         diminutive of        toile
(see toile).              The word           originally denoted
a cloth used as a wrapper for
     clothes (or to wipe ur ***,                          .
                   let's get real;
then (in the 17th century)                a cloth cover
for a dressing table, the articles             used in dressing,
and the process of              
          dressing, later also of
washing oneself   or another      .    (sense 2 of the noun).
In the 19th century the word       came to denote
a dressing room, and, in the US, one with
washing facilities; hence,
                            a lavatory (early 20th century);
u know what I want
                            &      picking up
the small cell
u place                            it behind
           ur back &
  let          rip a tearing            ****
that echoes    in my ears;
                                         so now u know when
I call I'll want u to ****
into the line for as long
as u can stand it
                    w/out pinching a wet              loaf.