instead of giving cops guns
how about giving them            toys & games;
instead of yelling 'Stop!'
they'd yell: 'Catch!' &      throw a ball;
if miscreants are hanging         on the corner,
cop                        pulls up w/ a deck of cards & says:
'u boys look like u could                 use a few hands of gin rummy.'
crime would                         vanish; crooks would try
escaping on Big Wheels,
cops chasing w/ cap guns;
trying             to get across                               the monkey bars
before the cop get high               enough on the swing;
cop's                                     partner                             & the other crook
                 get into a heated
                 game of              patty-cake;
   other cops respond bringing
***** & jax & jump ropes; the
crooks                       s          urrounded by cops playing
                       hopscotch &         jumping double-dutch,     surrender;                raising                their hands
when the                             cop says 'Simon says           raise ur hands!'
the raid successful,
the criminals get thrown in adult
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