Miss America is only as good as her *******;
                                     *
u may cure cancer tomorrow but for now I want
to inspect ur buttcrack;  make contestants
                         compete in gym exercises:
actual sporting events; beach volleyball          &
roller derby; free weights & treadmill races;
taking the Swimsuit & revealing evening gowns
out of Miss America u may as well get        Alex Tribeck
& call it Miss Jeopardy or Miss Canada
                    (Canadian babes are hot;
they'd wear the ******* skimpy suits,   I'd bet)
I love Gretchen Carlson;        she's my favorite
Miss America (after Savvy Shields,
or course,             our girl for 2017)                          but don't be a inadvertent
& unwitting                                                     Feminazi;
but frankly                            I don't think
Gretchen                                has an unwitting bone      in her full-grown        
                                  gorgeous body
                                       (Barbie could stand to  learn  
a thing or two from her                  about actual                      
beauty                              ­       in the real world)