I can't pretend I never saw a ninety
year old stripper try to compete w/
an underage twelve-year-old fully
**** both dancing their hearts out;
why would I want to pretend I didn't
see that show & stayed on until the
kid had to go home to get up for
school & skinny granny fell off the
stage & broke her hip; I left when
the fat lesbians in fishnets came on -
they had their own loyal following