What good is there to carry one? She lives rent-free wherever you go Any ironed out issues, or just a Laundry list from weeks past No socks full of understanding Namely misplaced trusts Few mint paste for clean tooth Or broad brush your mean truth Sweater to keep warm or To sweat the petty hearts Is it packed full of tender tales That bid us joy or pleasure to annoy Do you still weigh for sympathy Or out the door with apathy Fits of wits has gone the pathetic nit Filled with gravel to help unravel For all one sees has lost its zest Who can lie in some vulture's nest So check-out from the wheeling box Ask who you'll be without the tests Nothing like the miles of distance She can travel in smiles to unpack Your whole ****** existence!