Hello world.
While I was away in a faraway land, I couldn't help but notice my life was a movie.
I saw knights, mares and dames.
I recall, as it were, a large man in a robe.
Couldn't make out the main character., the screen was blurry,
Here's the theme music, good-bye.

Ps. Now that I think of it, it was all blurry.
It's always been blurry.