In high school we learn of logarithms, iambic meter how to balance an equation between zinc oxide and excess hydrogen gas– only to find there was no reaction to begin with.
We’re told that colleges get to know you through three letter acronyms—ACT, SAT, GPA… and our name is somewhere in the application. It’s repeated to us to the point of meaninglessness, like a perpetually chanted word: Grades, scores and testing, testing, testing. The students they want know everything that will be forgotten by their thirtieth birthday.
I anticipate the day that our Geometry teacher is to write an essay on the individual’s struggle against a systematically inhumane society in Orwell’s 1984 only to receive a “D” under the scrutinizing eye of the honor’s English teacher
Or, perhaps, the day someone in charge is faced with some insufferable fate the textbooks call chemical stoichiometry, thirty years after repressing memories of having to memorize the periodic table
Socrates once said that the youth today will be the demise of civilization. We contradict our parents, are smug in the face of authority and tyrannize our poor teachers— a youth who will ultimately leave behind a world too damaged for our children to inherit. Funny he said this roughly 2,000 years ago– I think my dad said something like that last year.
But, until the day we grow up to pay taxes and marry someone we despise, we’re just stupid teenagers.