in the civil war between ***** &
                                                           kittens
kittens win; **** running a distant
                second to crass,                                     calculated misinformation
campaigns &                                 ultraviolence; in the
real world kittens skate most times
unless a psychopath                                                     gets hold of their tails;
                                                         sick weirdos hurt animals for fun
while right-thinking                              upright citizens                     gun
                                        down
                                                                ­   people in the streets