don't ask me why I love u ask ur husband; I'm not losing sleep over u ur kids used to wonder where mommy went late at night; 3 to 4 a.m. ur mom was my ******* at my door dressed like a painted ***** in micro-mini & stilettos yeh she goes back in time to see me at sunrise; ur dad's a drunk sleeping w/ blowsy peroxide blonde cocktail waitresses drinking & gambling or tattooed biker bar floosies his paychecks Mom's gotta work so u can go to college otherwise it's a beautiful night filled w/ sunny stars while ur mom is ******* my **** on my couch watching My Fair Lady on blu-ray