she doesn't like her eggs like that! she steals the spatula from dad's hand and slices open the yolk dad had preserved I hear my name being called from inside the kitchen every three and a half minutes briana don't forget briana you have to do this take us to the airport tomorrow morning we have to leave by 8:30 am dad what do I do about my car take it back he says and he yells at me and that's how I know I am home so I disappear into my room to light up a joint I've been saving he gets a question right on jeopardy two commercial breaks later he tells me a story about bejing and that's how he knew the answer to that question and I said okay and he said isn't that weird that I can remember that and I looked away and thought no, because you have aspergers honey, don't forget to take your digestive supplement okay mom ok