I ate half a granola bar for breakfast. It was delicious. I smell pretty bad. That's ok. My clothes clash. That's also ok. There are many, MANY holes in my clothes. At least I have clothes. There are also four holes in each of my boots. At least I have shoes. My old iPhone 3 broke, so I am phone less. The Internet is a black hole so best to get away from it. There's mold in my refrigerator. I don't use that old thing anyways. The faucet spews brown water. That's ok, I prefer drinking fountains. My carpet has many neglected stains. A piece of artwork! There are many gangs in my neighborhood. We respect our boundaries. Someone is killed almost every couple of days. Well, as long as it's not me! Where I work, my boss hates me. I never liked him either. I get minimum salary. At least I get money! I work twelve hours a day. I always have something to do! When I get home I find something to eat. Ahh! Home! All I have is microwave ramen noodles. Yum! Asian night! But my microwave doesn't work. I'll go to Walgreens tomorrow. I don't have any other food to eat. I don't have to eat tonight! I decide to watch tv. Thank gosh I have cable! Only four channels work. Four is all I need! They are all in Japanese. Well, I know a few words in Japanese! I get to "bed". My sleeping bag on the ground. So comfy! What a great day! Man, am I thankful to be me!