A dog, a cat, and tiny fluffy mouse Are learning Spanish in their English house Since they are going to the Southern Spain They need to train their little stupid brain The dog says: “My name is el perro grande I love the singer Ariana Grande But I hate cats and cats I eat them all May they be big, may they be very small” The cat says: “My name is el gato ***** I’m learning Spanish, it makes me alegro But I hate mice and mice I eat them all May they be big, may they be very small” The fluffy mouse says: “I am el ratón I love some queso and I love jamón But most of all I love them cats and dogs In Turkish kebabs and in big hotdogs”