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May 2018
SINCE 1972 A MAN HAS
CONSUMED 30,000 BIG MACS
NOT PIES, NOT SAUSAGE ROLLS
BUT A BIG MAC ATTACK



ONLY IN AMERICA CAN A
GREAT RECORDΒ Β BE SET
NOT CHIPS, NOT COKE
BUT  BIG MACS YOU BET



SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS
WHAT EVER YOU DO EAT ALOT
NOT PIES, NOT CHIPS, NOT COKE
FOR BIG MACS ARE THE SHOT


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ONLY IN AMERICA RECORDS CAN BE SET. SINCE 1972 A MAN HAS CONSUMED 2 BIG MACS A DAY. HE HAS NOW JUST FINISHED HIS 30,000 BIG MACS WOW WHAT A RECORD.
MARK RIORDAN
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MARK RIORDAN
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